What the hell is wrong with people? Recent events have led me to
ponder the thought of walking the streets with a 2x4 ala hacksaw Jim
Duggan and wacking the shit out of people at random... Well, not quite
random, maybe a series of questions to determine just who gets
clobbered and how hard... Question one would be something along the
lines of.. "Are you excited to see the new Fast and the Furious
movie"? Which is ironic because its actually called Fast and
Furious... Really? You just dropped the fucking "and the"... The
assholes who even greenlit this steaming pile of celluloid couldnt
even come up with a new title? (Considering their using the same
fucking script)
What? No Faster and Furiouser??? No Furious and Fast? I swear people
who work in Hollywood studios might be one rung up the evolutionary
ladder from Palin supporters... Anyway a "yes" answer would deem you
wack worthy...but just a little shot to the noggin, just enough to
scramble whatever is in that head to make them want to see Paul wooden
Walker mangle dialouge and make vin diesel look like Sidney fucking
Pottier... I swear movies like this exsist to piss me off, sure its
great for the mouth breathing toenail biters who put 20 grand of work
into a frigging honda civic... Who listen to lil wayne and get tattoos
on their neck before they even know what the hell it is their going to
do in life... But i digress...
Question 2... "Do you own an Ed Hardy or Affliction shirt". Ok, i
know what you're thinking. No, im not Mr Blackwell, yes i wear boots
in the summer and a ballcap 90 percent of the time (yes ladies, even
then) but seriously, wtf is with those shirts??? I guarantee these are
the same mongoloids who had Von Dutch hats, wore Oakley sunglasses,
buy pants with holes already cut into them, wore a tie with a tshirt!!
Fads are the worst... Their a gimmick, something old white men kick
around in boardrooms, plotting and scheming with their fat greasy paws
clutching whiteboard markers drawing up plans for the lemmings...
"I've got it, we make shirts so ugly and audacious you just have to
notice them" who is Ed Hardy? Is he the Osama Bin Laden of attention
whores? And affliction? I swear these thing only come in small sizes!!
Always the same jackass juiced up like hes been drinking Jose Cansecos
bathwater rocking these things... I mean come on people..if you walk
outta the house in that thing youre pretty much saying to the world
"my interests are mixed martial arts fights, tanning salons, tribal
tats and radio rock" is that really how you wanna be seen whitekimbo?
Well at least steroids make you sterile.
A yes to that and I'm swinging like LAPD on black man...
Question 3... Favorite sports moment... This is actually a loaded
question, an answer of "i dont watch sports" is equal to the wrong
answer which would be anything concerning the baseball playoffs in
2004 and 2008... Lets just say any answer pertaining to a certain team
on the northeast winning and you'll be picking splinters out of your
face like you were going down on a porcupine... Thats it for me...
Jeopardy is on and i don't own a 2x4..
Warm Regards,
Sully
